As many of you may know by now I am a big fan of the world’s most majestic – and masculine – form of transport, the scooter. However, many of you are currently fighting your urges to join me in Scooterville, so I’ve compiled this very thorough list of reasons why you are CRAZY not to join me!
- Sexiness! If you’ve ever been rejected by a chick who was after a ‘bad boy’ type… well a scooter is your solution.
- No Traffic! While your peers are stuck in stand-still traffic jams, you’re efficiently scooting between lanes!
- Spare Time! Then with the extra spare time you have you can go and get a coffee with one of the thousands of hot chicks that want to date you – because you ride a scooter.
- Fuel Efficiency! $4.50 per 100+kms… need I say more? You can spend the money you save on dates arranged with the above-mentioned hot chicks.
- Fun! It’s quite an exhilarating feeling! Riding around, feeling the wind in your… helmet.
- Enhance your reflexes! I’ve found that sometimes people accidentally fumble things like pies, fruit and rocks in your general direction when you’re on a scooter, and dodging them is great for the reflexes.
- Make new friends! I find that when I pull up outside a work site when there are a bunch of blokes all standing around, they all seem to want to hang out an talk to me. One of them usually whispers something to one of the others about how awesome and tough scooters are and then they all laugh.
- Fitness! Sometimes when the tiny fuel tank runs out of fuel, you get the added bonus of being able to push your scooter to the nearest fuel station to fill it up. This provides excellent lower body strength training.
- Be successful like a celebrity! Over the years many celebrities have been spotted riding scooters. Jude Law, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Owen Wilson, Madonna and even Mel Gibson have all been seen publicly scooting up a storm and look at all the great things that are happening with all of their careers at the moment.
- Be true to yourself! You know you want one… so go ahead, do what makes you happy. And manly.
